I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like. - Jarod Kintz

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33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.

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She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience — and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones.

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My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them.

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