I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven. - Maddox

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I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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Alternative Names: George Ouzounian
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