He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I j… - Jarod Kintz

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He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him Agent Orange.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. Even the word “sideways” comes out straight.

I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.

-Do you see that?
-Yeah, what is it?
-That’s the truth.
-How can you tell it’s the truth?
-Because it’s ugly.

He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him Agent Orange. - Jarod Kintz

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