One problem is that here in the Twin Cities it’s hard to find that many freaks — at least, any who care to come on TV and talk about it,” said Fieldi… - Garrison Keillor

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One problem is that here in the Twin Cities it’s hard to find that many freaks — at least, any who care to come on TV and talk about it,” said Fielding. “We don’t have a reliable supply of cross-dressers, hermaphrodites, eunuchs, or geeks. We have plenty of alcoholics, but how interesting are they? They don’t remember anything. This is Minnesota, we’re a journalistically challenged state. I mean, when was the last time a band of Lutherans holed up in a compound with automatic weapons? We don’t have that here.