I can take care of myself, but I can’t take care of myself … - Jarod Kintz

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I can take care of myself, but I can’t take care of myself and a child. I’ve decided to give myself up for adoption.

Jarod Kintz

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I can take care of myself, but I can’t take care of myself and a child. I’ve decided to give myself up for adoption. - Jarod Kintz

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