I only drink on two occasions — When I am thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.

Mother, they would praise my balls if I hung them high enough.

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.