Brendan Behan Quotes

Mother, they would praise my balls if I hung them high enough.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

As regards drink, I can only say that in Dublin during the Depression when I was growing up, drunkenness was not regarded as a social disgrace. To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

An author's first duty is to let down his country.

The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.

I only drink on two occasions — When I am thirsty and when I'm not.