I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas. - Jarod Kintz

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I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.

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I work in a secret whisper factory. It’s all very hush-hush. Her love for me could be found there, if it could be found at all, but it can’t, because it’s invisible.

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I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.

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