Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps. - Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened to be the one he lived in.

If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you are in trouble, need a hand out of a tight corner, please, don't hesitate to get lost.