adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. - Mark Forsyth

Now, that may be the correct translation, but the Hebrew doesn’t say thigh, it says yarek, which means, approximately, soft bits.

Pot itself has nothing to do with pots and pans, but comes from the Mexican-Spanish word potiguaya, which means marijuana leaves. And marijuana is a Mexification of 'Mary Jane' for reasons that everybody is much too stoned to remember.

The medievals often mixed up their Gs and Ws, which is why another word for guarantee is warranty.