And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls m… - Tina Fey

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And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a
Bitch in front of Hollister,
Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a
cab in front of her friends,
For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.

Tina Fey

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Elizabeth Stamantina Fey (born May 18 1970) is a comedian best known for being the first ever female head-writer on Saturday Night Live as well as anchoring Weekend Update.

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Birth Name: Elizabeth Stamatina Fey

Alternative Names: Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey

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