A "hero" is any man who does his job. You a lot of times se… - John Mulaney

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A "hero" is any man who does his job. You a lot of times see headlines that are like, "hero tutor teaches after school", and you're like, yeah.

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John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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