Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends. - Ogden Nash

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

The bear said, Isabel, glad to meet you,
How do, Isabel, now I'll eat you!
Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry.
Isabel didn't scream or scurry.
She washed her hands, and she straightened her hair up,
Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.

Naturally I am not pointing a finger at me,
But I must admit that I find Mr. Ickes or any other
speaker far more convincing when I agree with
him than when I disagree.