It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing … - Jarod Kintz

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It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have them notice. But that’s what politicians have done in this country. Not only that, but they replaced all our footwear with concrete boots.

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