The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets. - Jarod Kintz

If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?

The best thing about an air sandwich is between the two slices of bread there exists the possibility of flight. And if those two slices of bread are soggy, then you have just created Duck Heaven.

If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life.