The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets. - Jarod Kintz

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The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And when people try to steal your food and you shoot them, you’ll also need a good place to hide the bodies.
This Book Has No Title · March 22, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance
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