I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me, Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah). Busting five knots, wind whipping out … - The Lonely Island

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I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me,
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah).
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat,
You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat.

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About The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island (2001–present) is an American comedy group composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka the Dudes). The group is from Berkeley, and are currently based in New York City.

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Alternative Names: Lonely Island Bing Bong Brothers Incredibad Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone 2 Guyz The Party Andersons The Style Boyz
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At the Farmer's Market with my so-called girlfriend.
She hands me her cell phone says it's my dad,
"Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone."
I threw it on the ground.
What you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system.
My dad's not a phone, duh!

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