Shoot me up with a big one.

Dark and sinister man, have at thee.

So you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know what you're falling for. Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

Give it to the big fella!

Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!

You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

I'd like to shoot him.

I'm going to pull my car around, Joe's is going to throw him out the front door and I'm gonna run the son of a bitch over! If he kicks at two, I'll drive that car right into the ocean.

It might as well be said, "Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat."

Does the damned fool want to be blown up? Well, blow him up then. Give him hell, Captain Morton- as hot as you've got it, too.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
Leo: Rainbows, ponies...
Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

You, you insolent brazen bitch — you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face?

You've injured me, Farshooter, most deadly of the gods;
And I'd punish you, if I had the power.