I saw a sheet lying on the floor, it must have been a ghost… - Mitch Hedberg

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I saw a sheet lying on the floor, it must have been a ghost that had passed out... So I kicked it.

Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

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Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg

Alternative Names: Mitch Lee Hedberg • Mitchell Hedberg

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I saw a sheet lying on the floor, it must have been a ghost that had passed out... So I kicked it. - Mitch Hedberg

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