The way some of these politicians talk about homosexuality is very insulting. They treat it like it's a disease, like being gay is contagious. Being … - Margaret Cho

I love heavily tattooed women. I imagine their lives are filled with sensuality and excess, madness and generosity, impulsive natures and fights. They look like they have endured much pain and sadness, yet have the ability to transcend all of it by documenting it on the body

The Chippendale's dancers are gay. They're gay. Because there is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition. It doesn't work for women. You know, I tried, OK?

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like, "Are you a unicorn?"