Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find you… - David Sedaris

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Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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