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Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat - David Sedaris
" "Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat
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About David Sedaris
David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.
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Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein's monster, who ruined everything by handing that peasant girl a flower. He sort of made up for it by drowning her a few minutes later, but, still, you couldn't look at him the same way again.
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