Use the word “y’all,” and before you knew it, you’d find yo… - David Sedaris

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Use the word “y’all,” and before you knew it, you’d find yourself in a haystack French-kissing an underage goat. Along with grits and hush puppies, the abbreviated form of you all was a dangerous step on an insidious path leading straight to the doors of the Baptist church.

David Sedaris

Me Talk Pretty One Day · 2001 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat

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