I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a wh… - Jarod Kintz

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I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever.

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I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever. - Jarod Kintz

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