I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engross… - Garrison Keillor

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I was afraid you had deceased,' he said. 'Or gotten engrossed in a long book.

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor

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