All of you cowboys, fight for your land.

Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath.

All those men have their price.

All Bowser players are carried.

No matter how good a man is, there's always some horse can pitch him.

Every lover is a soldier.

If I was a cowboy, I'd be wild and free,
Rolling around these towns like tumbleweeds.
I'd be a legend at loving and leaving,
Nipping on a whiskey and numbing up my feelings.
You thought the west was wild, but you ain't saddled up with me,
If I was a cowboy, I'd be the queen.

Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

They are there everywhere, small and big.

Sexist comments, every player has heard them at some point in their career.

The stoats are on guard, at every point, and they make the best sentinels in the world.

Everybody is on a leash. Some are more obvious than others.

Every member a missionary!