I know now that I'm definetely never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. - John Mulaney

I was working with these kids ages 8-13, and I thought, oh, I remember being that age, and that is the state I would like to be in. Because they were very kind, they were very thoughtful, and they also knew that they had no control over their lives at all.

I don't know what my body is for other than just taking my head from room to room.

It is so much easier not to do things than to do them that you would do anything is totally remarkable.