The Latin for standing in front of things is pro-stitutio. - Mark Forsyth

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

They don’t have to be sentences, they could be divided by commas, they could be divided by semi-colons; there’s a class of people who get very worked up about such things - they’re lonely people - they tend to have stains down the front of their shirts - they’ll tell you that dashes should be used only to subordinate complete sentences. You must forgive them.

Anyway, they invented civilization and it's been downhill ever since.