I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling,… - David Sedaris

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I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling, yet it still manages to amaze me. It’s as if the person next to you had been washing shoe polish off a pig, then suddenly threw down his sponge saying, “Fuck this. I’m going to Los Angeles!

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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