I like refried beans. That’s why I want to try fried beans, cuz maybe they’re just as good, and we’re wasting time. - Mitch Hedberg
" "I like refried beans. That’s why I want to try fried beans, cuz maybe they’re just as good, and we’re wasting time.
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About Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.
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