The assertion that men are objectively equal is so absurd that it does not even merit being refuted.

“Do you deny the charges?”
“I neither confirm nor deny them; they are ridiculous.”

A stupid lie is one that can never make itself believed.

It is to be believed because it is absurd.

It is absurd to hold that a man ought to be ashamed of being unable to defend himself with his limbs but not of being unable to defend himself with reason when the use of reason is more distinctive of a human being than the use of his limbs.

Your argument is shit.

If you're seen to criticise Islam you are often accused of racism, which is absurd.

What is too absurd to believe is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie.

I believe because it is absurd.

Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

The concept of a value-free science is absurd.

It is as absurd to expect members of philosophy departments to be philosophers as it is to expect members of art departments to be artists.

It was idiotic to be superstitious.