I want to write a book so long that it will take the averag… - Jarod Kintz

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I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible. - Jarod Kintz

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