If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners mi… - Jarod Kintz

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If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers.

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