What happened to all the family butchers? People complain there's no family butchers around anymore. Well, they're fucking mad! It's the only shop in… - Lee Evans
" "What happened to all the family butchers? People complain there's no family butchers around anymore. Well, they're fucking mad! It's the only shop in the high street where you walk in and some bloke's covered in blood, mutilating an animal! Before you walk in, they're like that: "Grrr, GAAAH, FUCKING-" [imitates chopping motions] Soon as you walk in they're, like, "Good morning, how are you? Okay, goodbye!" You ever seen them unloading the delivery van, the freezer lorry? They get out a side of cow. Where's the other side? Is there, like, a cow still grazing in a field with a fucking side missing?
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About Lee Evans
Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.
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Lee John Martin Evans
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