Waitress: Don't be so free with your hands. Fields: Listen … - W. C. Fields

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Waitress: Don't be so free with your hands.
Fields: Listen honey, I was only trying to guess your weight.

W. C. Fields

Three Films of W.C. Fields: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break / Tillie and Gus / The Bank Dick · 1990 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields • William Claude Dukenfield • William Claude Fields

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Waitress: Don't be so free with your hands. Fields: Listen honey, I was only trying to guess your weight. - W. C. Fields

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