Say if I was in charge and someone said that buildin' needs… - Karl Pilkington

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Say if I was in charge and someone said that buildin' needs knockin' down, it's dangerous, if we didn't have a calendar we'd go 'erm let's do it now then.' Whereas cos we've got a calendar it's easy to say...'next Wednesday'

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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