I don't want a fortnight on the Costa del Sol Don't wanna g… - Attila the Stockbroker

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I don't want a fortnight on the Costa del Sol
Don't wanna go to Bognor — it's a plague-ridden hole
and it don't fit in with my ideology...
Down the Adriatic to the Vlora bay
Twenty pints of Fosters and I'm away
'Cos now I know just where I wanna be:
Albania — that's the place for me!

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Attila the Stockbroker (born John Baine on October 21, 1957) is a punk performance poet, songwriter and musician.

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Birth Name: John Baine

Alternative Names: John Opposition

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