When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. - Tina Fey

Despite the fact that Martha Stewart has disgraced herself too much to hold an official position at Omnimedia, the company may still use her name and images to sell their products. You know, sort of like Clinton and the Democrats.

Don’t ever feel inadequate when you look at magazines. Just remember that every person you see on a cover has a bra and underwear hanging out a gaping hole in the back. Everyone.

[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.