The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This… - Jarod Kintz

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The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat.

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