There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas. - Nigel Blackwell

When I'm pining for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get, if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF!

Help me Mrs Medlicott, I don't know what to do, I've only got three bullets and there's four of Mötley Crüe.

The three men I admire most -- the father, son, and Mickie Most -- took the last train for the coast, and rendezvoused with Peter Glaze, to kill Don Maclean.