I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go … - Jarod Kintz

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I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42.

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