There have been times when I've thought of suicide but with… - Woody Allen

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There have been times when I've thought of suicide but with my luck it'd probably be a temporary solution.

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Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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