I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably. - Jarod Kintz

Your fantasies define you, so dream carefully. A man with no imagination is a man with no future in today’s world — and no past in tomorrow’s.

I like wooden shoes — John Wooden. They are better for playing basketball. Nail them to the hardwood floor for increased shooting efficiency.

When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us.