This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesm… - John Bain

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This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

John Bain

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About John Bain

The following is a list of quotes by TotalBiscuit (real name John Bain, 8 July 1984 – 24 May 2018), a video game critic and YouTube personality.

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Pen Names: TotalBiscuit • The Cynical Brit • TotalHalibut

Native Name: John Peter Bain

Alternative Names: Cynical Brit Gaming

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Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course.

That shows an obscene! lack of foresight!

Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attentio… - John Bain

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