This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesm… - John Bain

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This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

John Bain

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The following is a list of quotes by TotalBiscuit (real name John Bain, 8 July 1984 – 24 May 2018), a video game critic and YouTube personality.

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Native Name: John Peter Bain

Alternative Names: TotalHalibut • The Cynical Brit • TotalBiscuit • Cynical Brit Gaming

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…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.

Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!

So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares—"
[TB opens door. Cue jumpscare.]
"AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway!

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attentio… - John Bain

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