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[when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…"
[to his phone] "Shaddup!" [groaning, then laughing] "...It's my mom!"
Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!
Oh my god, that is so morbid!
'Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!' …I'm very sorry.
Oh, if that blue bastard, is just stickin' around -" [find a candle stand, which startles him] *gasp* "...That's new!
Aauuh, I don't wanna kill the kid!" … "Aw, that's so sad! I'm not gonna kill him. Well, I'm not gonna kill him first, anyway.
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! ...What was that?! What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?! ...[I] wasn't ready for that! Jeezus! Calm down!
That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?
[begins the game; gets startled by the enemy character flying away from him] "Okay—UH! …Well, that startled the crap outta me."
Oh my god…! That was incredibly loud!
If there was just - just - a purple monster sitting in a corner, waiting for me to walk over it, I would shit myself dry. I would absolutely lose all control of my bowels!
Damnit, I turned up your mike! Why did I turn it up?!
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