John Bain Quotes

Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees.

…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends.

Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not.

Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!

I. Want. The. Hat!

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!

[to a teammate, who just shot at him] "I[t]—Don't shoot me!" [chuckles] "What's wrong with you?"

You were transparent a minute ago!

'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'

The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.

You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why.

Yes! It is—n-no! Nooo! NOOOOO! Why would you have that happen?! That was a win! Ahhhhhhhh!

I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…

Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!