John Bain Quotes

I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…

Stephane replied within 24 hours and gave us a review code. These are the facts. It's unthinkable that Stephane could possibly believe that we had no intention of monetizing the content.

I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t.

'We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why.

[to a teammate, who just shot at him] "I[t]—Don't shoot me!" [chuckles] "What's wrong with you?"

[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment."

WHAT?! YOU FFFFFFFfffffff…" [Silence.] "…I just lost. I just lost…!

What the 'ell just happened?!

Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not.

…Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP!

…I am a stupid, stupid man. I am a very, very dumb person. I…" [laughs in self-deprication] "He has an Auchenai Soulpriest! Why would you do that?! What is wrong with you?!

Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?

We as consumers have the ability to stop this bullshit for good. And we're the only ones who can do that. Publishers aren't gonna do it. Devs aren't gonna do it. It's up to you: will you be part of that solution? Will you help fix this? Or will you continue to be part of the problem? I guess that's up to you.