John Bain Quotes

Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!

…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends.

Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees.

What the 'ell just happened?!

'We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why.

Stephane replied within 24 hours and gave us a review code. These are the facts. It's unthinkable that Stephane could possibly believe that we had no intention of monetizing the content.

Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course.

[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment."

This is a full release…! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster!

What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!

WHAT?! YOU FFFFFFFfffffff…" [Silence.] "…I just lost. I just lost…!

Engaging Dance Mode!

…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.

It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.