John Bain Quotes

I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!

So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.

I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?

Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…

…Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.

I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t.

Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!

Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees.

You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just…die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!

I. Want. The. Hat!

We as consumers have the ability to stop this bullshit for good. And we're the only ones who can do that. Publishers aren't gonna do it. Devs aren't gonna do it. It's up to you: will you be part of that solution? Will you help fix this? Or will you continue to be part of the problem? I guess that's up to you.

Okay, so tiny…Build's… Waaait a second…

I think you can see this is not an innocent developer being attacked and abused by some YouTuber out to profiteer from their hard work. This is a developer who has repeatedly acted in an underhanded way, and continues to do so to this very day. A developer that not only cannot take criticism, but actively goes out to censor it with the sole purpose of selling as many copies of their wretched disaster of a game as possible.

Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!

Engaging Dance Mode!