John Bain Quotes

[demonstrating the pickpocket mechanic] "I kid you not. That's actually Garry's Incident level of terrible."

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!

I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…

Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—

[groan] "I—It is—What is it with this year and awful video games?! We've had Ride to Hell: Retribution, and we've had this, and I don't know which is worse."

Engaging Dance Mode!

What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" … "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!

Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course.

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

So, if all you do with WTF Is…? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however…" [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you.

The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.

'We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why.

It's an Avenge?! Ahhhh! Oh, no! …I was bamboozled!

Critique makes this industry better. But it's under attack. YouTube's policies allow for flagrant abuse of the copyright system to censor review and critique, and it has to stop.