I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face? - John Bain

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I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?

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About John Bain

The following is a list of quotes by TotalBiscuit (real name John Bain, 8 July 1984 – 24 May 2018), a video game critic and YouTube personality.

Also Known As

Native Name: John Peter Bain
Alternative Names: TotalHalibut The Cynical Brit TotalBiscuit Cynical Brit Gaming
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It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

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