John Bain Quotes

This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.

Engaging Dance Mode!

The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.

I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!

You were transparent a minute ago!

So, if all you do with WTF Is…? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however…" [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you.

Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—

What the 'ell just happened?!

I. Want. The. Hat!

What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!

Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!

Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!

Yes! It is—n-no! Nooo! NOOOOO! Why would you have that happen?! That was a win! Ahhhhhhhh!

It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t.