John Bain Quotes

It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!

'What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?'

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.

…Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP!

Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!

[watching a character's ridiculous idle animation] "Who—? Nobody—Nobody does that!"

'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies.

Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?

Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!

You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why.

I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…

Critique makes this industry better. But it's under attack. YouTube's policies allow for flagrant abuse of the copyright system to censor review and critique, and it has to stop.

[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment."

Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!