John Bain Quotes

[groan] "I—It is—What is it with this year and awful video games?! We've had Ride to Hell: Retribution, and we've had this, and I don't know which is worse."

…Yeah, and that was just the damn start of it, because Ubisoft simply cannot shut UP!

Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.

Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course.

Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…

This is a full release…! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster!

Oh no—I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me.

Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!

So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?

Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—

You were transparent a minute ago!

I. Want. The. Hat!