John Bain Quotes

So far, the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jumpscares at me, and that worries me even more. [goes to open door] If you blow your load too quickly with jumpscares—"
[TB opens door. Cue jumpscare.]
"AHHHHH! Jesus Christ. F**k! I hate you so much right now! God-dammit! Anyway!

Engaging Dance Mode!

You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why.

So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.

They didn't render a keyhole! …F**k!

Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?

Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his—

Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!

Oh no—I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me.

What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!

…I am a stupid, stupid man. I am a very, very dumb person. I…" [laughs in self-deprication] "He has an Auchenai Soulpriest! Why would you do that?! What is wrong with you?!

What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garry's Incident?" [Beat] "Garry with two R's, so you know he's serious.

If I haven't made my point clear, let me just spell it out: don't. This is absolutely awful.

Stephane replied within 24 hours and gave us a review code. These are the facts. It's unthinkable that Stephane could possibly believe that we had no intention of monetizing the content.