If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine re… - Jarod Kintz

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If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.

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If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them. - Jarod Kintz

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