A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works… - Jarod Kintz

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A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

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A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors. - Jarod Kintz

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